1x02 - Slavnej Harry Potter

Harry jede poprvé do Bradavic! Setkává se s Ronem a Hermionou a od svých budoucích spolužáků zjišťuje, že je celbrita!

Jenže stojí před několika problémy - i po sedmisté otázce průvodčí odmítá uvěřit, že existuje nástupiště sedm a třičtvrtě, neví, co je mudla, nebo třeba Sirius Black!

Otitulkovaná verze: http://www.videacesky.cz/serialy-online-zdarma/a-very-potter-sequel-1x02-slavnej-harry-potter

A ani zde jsme nepřišli o písničku, copak by to šlo, když nastoupil sám Harry Freakin' Potter??

RON:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

You don't understand

you're a legend, man,

to us all!

Every son and daughter--

RON & THE KIDS: [spoken] "SAFE!"

RON:

... From You-Know-Who,

all because of you!

You were small,

but I wonder if you can recall...

[CHORUS: Oooo...]

RON:

Long story short,

this guy,

[whispered] "Voldemort"

was super cruel...

HARRY:

[spoken] "Voldemort?"

THE KIDS:

[GASP!] "SHHH!!!"

CHORUS: Oooo...]

RON:

... Tried to kill you & your parents,

and this is where it gets intensely cool...

Even though you were a tiny little boy,

you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed

this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

RON & THE KIDS:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

We don't prefer Gandalf,

Merlin, or Oz,

You're a whole lot hotter!

With that lighting scar,

you're a superstar to us all!

If we're in trouble we know who to call!

[DANCE BREAK]

RITA SKEETER:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

I wouldn't wince at all,

you're invincible to all harm!

Like Betty Crocker--

RITA SKEETER & THE KIDS:

[Oooh!]

RITA:

... I wanna eat you up!

No one'll beat you up

with that charm!

Remember, Harry, kid,

you're the Boss,

you're the King,

you're the Bomb!

HARRY:

But this is all so sad,

I mean, my Mom and Dad

were killed, long ago...

THE KIDS:

[Long ago they died!]

HARRY:

... I wanna be psyched,

but being unliked

is all I know...

CHORUS:

[... All he knows, that's why--]

HARRY:

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,

an opportunity eleven years late...

I guess it's time for me step up to the plate

and show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

I'll do what I can

if what you say I am is true!

I can't be bothered

by my awful past,

I've found at last

something I can do,

so it's time I knew

exactly who I am...

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

THE KIDS:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

HARRY & THE KIDS

I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--

HARRY:

... And I'm the Man!

THE KIDS:

[Ahhhhhh]

HARRY & THE KIDS:

[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"